Matthew’s Blog

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I have just spent the last two days at Clares Well (a retreat farm about 50miles west of the Twin Cities) which is run by three Franciscan nuns. Some might say they are down right “new agey.” Anyway, at dinner yesterday they told a duzy! (Bear in mind any religious joke by their very nature will often offend someone)

At the new arrivals office by the Pearly Gates a new arrival is listening to St. Peter talk about the millions of clocks on the wall.

St. Peter says - “Each of us has a clock up here on the wall and every time we tell a lie the second hand moves.”
“This one here belongs to Mother Theresa. It has never moved”
“This one over here belongs to Abraham Lincoln. Its moved twice”
The new arrival asks - “Where is President Bush’s?”
St. Peter says “Oh Jesus came down and took that one for himself. He needed a fan in his office”

Positive Options for Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD)

by Fiona Marshall and Peter Cheevers

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/089793413x/moviepalacelocat

Current information and theories. Easy to read. Explains a lot and doesn’t spout the same ol same old.

I picked this up at the new concept store for Best Buy called EQLife http://www.eq-life.com health - wellness - technology all in one store. It has a spa, pharmacy, caribou coffee, geek squad, vitamins, health equipment and monitors all in one store with a really unique layout. I have yet to chat with a non-knowledgeable staff person.

EQ Life is over by Patricks Bakery on 2900 West 66th Street in Richfield, MN